is this where I start the conversation?
HA! I see you follow me!
I follow you,too!
maybe we should tal-
wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends
Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
Come visit the Diner Park! It’s full of absurd and magical natural food wonders. It’s like, just, straight up crazy in there.
WHAT! OH MY GNAR! THANK YOU!
Though it saddens me to say, we’ll have to decline the invitation. You see, when we attended similar functions in the past, too many hearts were broken, too many affections unrequited. Of course, we’d begin the night as each other’s dates, but once the evening got underway, caught in the sweet spell that is conjured only by young, awkward, slightly-romantic celebrations, too many others would want you to share. And Denny’s wants to please everyone! But Denny’s has manners, and like Dad always said, “you gotta dance with who you came to the dance with.” It’s only fair. Feelings are bound to be hurt. So we don’t go to proms. Just best to avoid that sort of pickle altogether. But when you’re done with your weird dance? We’ll be open. And we’ll be waiting.